LAST MAN STANDING
| Hellboy vs. Spawn | Art by MIKE MIGNOLA |
| TALE OF THE TAPE | ||
| Hellboy | Spawn | |
| 6'11" | Height | 6'5" |
| 360 lbs | Weight | 300 lbs |
| 83" | Reach | 78" |
| Trench coat | Fashion Statement | Spide and chains |
| Giant Fist | Physical Deformity | Pizza Face |
THE PLAYERS...Little is known about Hellboy’s origins, but he’s definitely a demon from Hell, he may have been summoned by Nazis, and it’s rumored he’s the offspring of a nun and Satan. And oh yeah, he’s part of a prophecy that’ll bring about the Apocalypse!
Al Simmons worked in black ops until the day he was double-crossed by his boss and his soul was consigned to Hell! There, he made a deal with the demon Malebolgia to return to Earth as the being called Spawn!
THE BATTLE... Firing a blast of eldritch energy, Spawn catches Hellboy in the chest, knocking him through a dumpster and into a brick wall. Teleporting on top of Hellboy’s stunned form, Spawn unleashes bursts of Hellfire that toss Hellboy around like straw in a tornado. Spawn looks at the near-lifeless figure, about to finish him, but pauses. “I’m tired of dealing with this Hell-borne trash,” Spawn muses. “Why am I cursed with this task? He probably got a raw deal in Hell, too; he might even have a family somewhere, like Wanda and Cyan. I miss them so much. I wish this torture would end!” Turning away in a moment of self-pity, Spawn’s open to attack—which Hellboy does, battering away at Spawn’s skull with his gigantic right fist. For his coup de grace, Hellboy pulls out an anti-demon bazooka (blessed by the Pope, no less!) and blows Spawn’s head clear off! “Ugh!” scoffs Hellboy, “I woulda brought cheese if I knew there was gonna be this much whine.”
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