Showing posts with label Transformers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Transformers. Show all posts

Friday, December 7, 2007

The inside scoop on "Transformers 2"

The live action Transformers movie only hit the big screens less than five months ago...and we're already talking about who's going to show up in the sequel!

Wizard Universe speculates who will show up:

By now, we’ve all recovered from the metal-wrenching, senses-pounding spectacle that was Michael Bay’s “Transformers.” Now, it’s time to start counting down to the next installment in the robot-on-robot saga! With Bay on board to direct, most of the human cast signed to a multi-picture deal and a June 26, 2009, release date pinned down, speculation about which Transformers will join the 13 established robots from the first film is running wild. While we can assume Prime, Bumblebee and the rest will return, new Transformers are practically a guarantee, if only to sell more toys. (Plus, someone’s got to take Jazz’s spot, y’know, now that he’s dead.) Here’s who we hope will make an appearance, with comments by the first movie’s creative team!

SOUNDWAVE
MECH SPECS: If Megatron is the Darth Vader of the Decepticons, Soundwave is Boba Fett. The badass lieutenant with the computerized voice, this fan favorite turns into a cassette player and can eject tapes that turn into more Decepticons! Imagine this cold, calculating soldier unleashing robot after robot after robot from the door on his chest—including a frickin’ jaguar! He’s a one-man army!
WORD ON THE STREET: “Soundwave was originally in the movie,” says screenwriter Alex Kurtzman of the first “Transformers” flick, which featured an evil CD player named Frenzy. “But as the story evolved, it became clear that we weren’t gonna be able to make him work, and we went, ‘Let’s save this for when we can do it right.’”

DEVASTATOR
MECH SPECS: Take six massive, transforming construction vehicles and bolt them together to form one super-robot. This rampaging “gestalt” form of the Constructicons (the first Transformers combiners) made Voltron look like a box of kittens. Remember how huge Optimus Prime was? Devastator could pick him up and throw him around like a rag doll. Worth $15 for a ticket and some popcorn? We think so.
WORD ON THE STREET: “I had some great designs, certain combiner stuff,” says director Bay of the first film. “Wow. It was really awesome, but it was just something that I thought we needed to save for the second one.” One thing he didn’t save: the name “Devastator.” The tank from the first flick who’s publicly known as “Brawl” is called “Devastator” onscreen! Hopefully, that won’t cause naming issues down the road.

BLITZWING
MECH SPECS: A Triple-Changer, Blitzwing can transform into a fighter jet and a tank, which makes him deadlier than most Decepticons. A literal triple threat, Blitzwing could wipe out Autobots from the sky and on the ground. He’s got speed and firepower! Also, he’s got a pretty awesome name.
WORD ON THE STREET: Nobody has said word one about Blitzwing, or any of the Triple-Changers, for that matter…which makes us wonder if anybody over there knows about these guys. They have three changes! Three! Plus, Blitzwing will be a regular on 2008’s new “Transformers Animated” cartoon!

UNICRON
MECH SPECS: The size and shape of a small moon, this Transformer travels the galaxy devouring other planets, and he once took a bite out of the Autobots’ homeworld of Cybertron. (He also possesses an excellent robo-stache.) Awe-inspiring in his animated form in the 1986 “Transformers” movie, Unicron would only inspire more awe in CGI. Imagine him getting his meathooks on Earth!
WORD ON THE STREET: While the idea of a planetary threat that only the Autobots can stop is tailor-made for a movie (heck, it was a movie), no one has mentioned Uni. Maybe they think having a world-devourer in the second film would set the bar too high for film No. 3? Tell that to “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.”

ARCEE
MECH SPECS: Even giant robots can be sex symbols. The curvaceous Autobot known as Arcee turned into a pink, futuristic car and was the only female Transformer for a long time, making her an object of lust for Transfans and cyberfetishists alike. Sure, Megan Fox is fun to look at and all, but don’t we all want to see Bumblebee get some?
WORD ON THE STREET: According to the writers, Arcee was originally slated to appear in the first movie! “We were gonna make her a motorcycle,” reveals screenwriter Roberto Orci. “Just the idea of a female Transformer is such a cool, big idea, there just wasn’t enough room to serve the idea properly.” Expect to see a female Transformer on the big screen even sooner than we saw the first female Ninja Turtle.

THE DINOBOTS
MECH SPECS: Robots in disguise? Only if “dinosaur” is a disguise. Grimlock, Snarl and company turn into mechanical tyrannosauri, stegosauri and the like, and they’re just a little meaner—and dumber—than your average Autobot. Sure, you lose a little bit of the “surprise” factor, but who doesn’t want to see a robot turn into a dinosaur and bite another robot’s head off?
WORD ON THE STREET: “I’ve got some ideas on how to make the Dinobots work and really make it make sense,” says producer Tom DeSanto. “I think that the end result was cool, but their origin was kind of like, ‘Eh.’ So we’d need to rethink some of those things for a sequel.” Here’s hoping they find a way, because robot dinosaurs would sell tickets.



I'm for all those choices except two: Unicron and Arcee.

While Unicron would be an awesome idea, we don't want to jump into a storyline with the big planet eater so bloody quickly, especially when the REST of the Transformers in the movie franchise haven't been introduced yet! Break Unicron in slowly...once we get to know more Bots and Cons, THEN have that massive movie when they're all fighting Unicron!

And please, no Arcee. We do NOT need a female bot to pull in female audiences and help them relate. The movie was good enough to attract female audiences WITHOUT a female bot already! And who's she going to be the romantic interest of? Bumblebee? Please.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Toy of the day: Transformers busts

I'm not really one for toys (anymore) or busts/figurines. But damn don't these look good, especially Movie Starscream!

It'd make the perfect mantlepiece statue to accompany the Transformers DVD...both the animated movie and the live action one!

From Wizard Universe:

TOY OF THE DAY: TRANSFORMERS BUSTS
In the next few months, the makers at Diamond Select will be offering a line of exceptional busts, including two that are exclusive to mail-order retailer Action Figure Xpress.
Posted October 25, 2007 8:55 AM

BY: Diamond Select Toys/Action Figure Xpress
RELEASE DATE: November 2007/March 2008

The Transformers’ resurgence on the pop cultural landscape won’t be subsiding any time soon. There’s the DVD of this summer’s blockbuster, a planned sequel, a new cartoon and more toys and statues than you can shake a Go-Bot at! In the next few months, the makers at Diamond Select will be offering a line of exceptional busts, including two that are exclusive to mail-order retailer Action Figure Xpress. In November, 600 lucky fans will be able to own a 6-inch Reformation Megatron bust—no, not Megatron during the Protestant Reformation of the 1500s, Megatron when Unicron reformatted him into Galvatron! Then in March of next year, Coronation Starscream makes his debut, capturing that brief period of time between getting crowned and getting obliterated. Visit shopafx.com for more info!


REFORMATION MEGATRON



CORONATION STARSCREAM



After seeing that Starscream bust, I can just picture the Constructicons playing those trumpets during Starscream's coronation...and the hilarity of their trumpets being shot at by Starscream!

Thursday, October 18, 2007

300 Vs Transformers

This one's the last Transformers script for a while that I wrote...heck I think it IS the last Transformers script I've written!

I was having a chat with someone (probably Theo, though I can't remember for certain) about which movie was going to be the blockbuster of the year. Transformers had just come out, but 300 was a super success at the box office a few months prior. (V for Vendetta was uber successful too, but it never really was in contention)

And so the idea for this strip was formed in my mind.


Panel 1 - King Leonidas addressing his 300 Spartans, a la the famous scene from Braveheart.

Leonidas: "We have taken on ALL challengers and we have ruled the Box Office this year! We have shown that we're not just men, we're Spartans!"


Panel 2 - Leonidas continues.

Leonidas: "Spider-man? Pfah, what an emo weakling! Shrek couldn't tame us! The pirates were a bunch of sissy men! WE RULE HOLLYWOOD THIS YEAR! And Tonight! We will dine in hell! FOR SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"


Panel 3 - A huge robotic foot comes out of nowhere and stomps Leonidas flat. A speech bubble comes out from above (off panel).

Optimus: "Autobots! Transform and roll out!"


Panel 4 - The 300 disperse with random lines being uttered by random Spartans.

Line 1: "Well, it was good while it lasted."

Line 2: "Men in costumes just can't beat robots."

Line 3: "I can't believe Bay just pwned Snyder."

A miniaturised Megatron, hiding among the Spartans, turns to a miniaturied Starscream and says: "You fail me yet again, Starscream."



Don't get me wrong though, between Transformers and 300, I know for certain which is the movie I like more: 300. Even if you discount the comic book origins of the movie and my bias preference for movies of that genre, I just think it was a better movie that remained true to the original format. Transformers was awesome and all that...but I liked 300 better.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Are you Ladiesman217?

And here's another script...probably my favourite Transformers script that I have written! There are a couple of versions of this, the first one was written by me:

Panel 1 - Barricade "interrogating" Sam.

Barricade: "Are you Ladiesman217?"

Sam: "Uh..."


Panel 2 - Barricade advances more threateningly and asks more fiercely.

Barricade: "ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?"

Sam: "Uh, no. I'm actually BotLover69."


Panel 3 - Sam flashes a wide toothy grin at Barricade.


Panel 4 - Barricade, with his arms out, leans back and slowly moves away from Sam.

Barricade: "Uh ok. Sorry, my bad."



And then Theo fleshed out the story a bit more with descriptions of how he wanted the panels to look:

Panel 1 - Barricade "interrogating" Sam.
(View from back with Sam down on his butt and his back facing reader, Barricade facing reader, in threatening pose)
Barricade: "Are you Ladiesman217?"

Sam: "Uh..."


Panel 2 - Barricade advances more threateningly and asks more fiercely.

Barricade: "ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?"

Sam: "Uh, no. I'm actually BotLover69."


Panel 3 - Sam flashes a wide toothy grin at Barricade. (focus on evil predatory grin, showing bared teeth)

(Barricade does a o.O face)
Panel 4 - Barricade, with his arms out, leans back and slowly moves away from Sam.

Barricade: "Uh ok. Sorry, my bad."


Theo added more panels and we finally ended up with this:

Panel 1 - Barricade "interrogating" Sam.
(View from back with Sam down on his butt and his back facing reader, Barricade facing reader, in threatening pose)

Panel 2 - (Close up panel, side of Sam's and Barricade's faces)
Barricade: "Are you username LadiesMan217?"

Sam: "Uh..."

Panel 3 - Barricade advances more threateningly and asks more fiercely.
(Close up frontal face shot of a very enraged and impatient Barricade, with slight top of Sam's head at bottom of panel)
Barricade: "ARE YOU USERNAME LADIESMAN217?" (red LED eyes blazing)

Panel 4 - (Show top half of Sam's frightened face, sweat dripping down temple and forehead, focus is on his eyes)
Sam: "Uh, no...."

Panel 5 - (Show bottom half of Sam's face. Sam flashes a wide toothy grin at Barricade. Focus on evil predatory grin, showing bared teeth)
Sam: "I'm actually BotLover69."

(Panels 4 and 5 can be just Sam's full face, but split into two frames showing the two different emotions. Panel 6 just beside 4 and 5)

Panel 6 - (Barricade does a o.O face in surprise and (mouth in) revulsion)

Panel 7 - Barricade, with his arms out, leans back and slowly backs away from Sam.

Panel 8 - (Sam audibly "snaps" on latex glove on his right hand. Right hand in foreground, but not completely blocking Sam's face with evil grin)
Sam: "Playtime."

Panel 9 - (View of other part of "set", not showing Sam and Barricade)
Barricade: "Nuh..nuhhh... NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" (words go across panel)


I did suggest that panel 9 be left out though, because it was unnecessary and the toothy grin signalled Sam's intention already. The 8th panel further cements his predatory ways and the 9th panel seemed gratuitous. Less is more! If the 9th panel was left out, we could leave it up to the imaginations of our readers...and they can think of some pretty nasty things!

And here are the original pencils by Theo:


We probably spent the most time and collaboration on this strip alone. You just can't keep a good script down! :)

Marvel Zombies 2 and Transformers: the DVD!

Wahey! The Transformers DVD is out this week in the US! No idea when the Australian release is, but it shouldn't be too far away since this IS a big budget movie that did splendidly well at the box office...and was well received worldwide.

Marvel Zombies 2 is out this week as well! I'm going to have to find a way to make my way to a comic shop in the city either tomorrow or Friday to pick it up while it's still on sale. If Marvel Zombies has taught me anything, it's that anything Marvel Zombies-related gets snapped up very VERY quickly. Even the reprints and HCs!

I'm also reminded that I need to update my list of single issues that I have here in Oz. One of these days...

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Transform and roll out!

Here's another script featuring Transformers written, once again, on 4 July 2007.

I think this has been my weakest script written so far, and it had a horrible one-liner ending. Reading it again, it's really not that funny. I think I was trying to remind people that as cool as the movie Bumblebee was, he was an annoying little twat in the cartoon!

Anyway...enjoy...and I'm saying that very lightly because it's unlikely that you would.


Panel 1 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee (the old one which turned into a VW) and a few other Autobots standing in a line.

Optimus: "Autobots! Transform and roll out!"


Panel 2 - all the Autobots except Prime and Bumblebee have transformed. Bumblebee looks at Prime and asks:

"Roll out?" The hell does that mean? Shouldn't it be "Drive", or "Speed away", or "Move forward", or "Let's go", or..."


Panel 3 - Optimus takes out his rifle/sword and shoots/chops off Bumblebee's head off his torso.

Panel 4 - The remains of Bumbleebee has fallen to the ground and you can clearly see his "feet" resembling the front of an old school Mercedes Volkswagon. Prime looks straight at the reader and says:

What? He was "bugging" me!


Off panel, or at the bottom right corner of the panel is the word: "ZING!" in bold font.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Chris Latta-mania!

As you'll find out over the next couple of days while I'm moving comic strip scripts from 28 Geeks Later over to this blog, a lot of the initial scripts were Transformers centric. Why's that, you may wonder? Well, the live-action Transformers movie had been in cinemas for about a week and Theo and I had nothing but the robots in disguise on our minds.

I was wondering why Chris Latta, the cartoon voice of Starscream (who was also the voice of Cobra Commander from G.I. Joe), didn't come back to do Starscream's voice in the movie. Found out that he couldn't possibly do the voice...simply because he'd been dead for quite some time! Which inspired this script which I really thought was funny at the time...especially the ending!


Panel 1 - Chris Latta (the voice of Starscream and Cobra Commander) in the panel, delivering a monologue - (Theo: You might want to wikipedia him to see what he looks like)

"Hi, my name is Chris Latta. You may remember me as the voice of Cobra Commander from G.I. Joe and Starscream from Transformers. I was also the voice of Montgomery Burns in the first two seasons of the Simpsons."


Panel 2 - still delivering his monologue

"A lot of people might be wondering: Why wasn't I hired to do the voice of Starscream in the 2007 live action Transformers movie? I know a lot of you are big fans of Starscream and Cobra Commander, thanks mostly to my voice (which I'm sure is more recognisable than Peter Cullen aka Optimus Prime).


Panel 3 - still monologue

"Well, in case some of you don't know, I couldn't audition for the part. I've been dead for 15 years. That's how Hank Azaria got my role in The Simpsons..."

Some random dude sticks his head in the panel and yells: "You disappoint me again, Starscream!"


Panel 4 - Latta stares forward blankly.

Panel 5 - Latta about to leave the panel to chase down the random dude.

"Excuse me while I go kick some fleshling butt. And now you know why I wasn't a part of the movie. And knowing is half the battle. COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Friday, October 12, 2007

Transformers webcomic contribution Take 2!

I just realised, it's going to be the weekend tomorrow, so I thought I'd whet my readers appetites by posting another one of completed scripts.

This one was also written on Wed, 4 July 2007:

Panel 1 - Optimus Prime and Megatron, in a scene from Transformers: The Movie (the 1986 cartoon version) about to engage in hand to hand combat.

Optimus: "One shall stand, one shall fall."

Megatron: "Why throw away your life so recklessly, Prime?"


Panel 2 - Optimus and Megatron, engaging in hand to hand cmobat.

Optimus: "That's a question I should be asking you, Megatron."

Megatron: "No! I'll rip out your optics!"


Panel 3 - The music/lyrics of Stan Bush's "The Touch" (from Transformers: The Movie) suddenly blares across the top of the panel.

"...You're at your best when the going gets tough, you've been put to the test but it's never enough...you've got the touch...you've got the power..."

Optimus and Megatron stop fighting momentarily and look upwards at the lyrical text.


Panel 4 - Optimus and Megatron walking off screen.

Megatron: "This movie blows. 'The Touch'? What the hell? Someone put us in a GOOD movie already!"

Optimus: "I heard Michael Bay was available. We need to do something about that pussy Bumblebee though...what a whiner. And who the hell calls their kids 'Spike' nowadays?

Transformers webcomic script take 1

As I said in the previous post, I'm starting to transfer the fleshed-out webcomic scripts I've written on 28 Geeks Later over here. Here's the very first one that I scripted way back on Wednesday, 4 July 2007:

Panel 1 - Devastator (the tank) is rolling across the street, crushing all manners of vehicles in its path.

"GRAH! I am Demolisher, puny humans! Feel my wrath!"

Panel 2 - Random editor sticks his head into the panel. He tells the robot: "Uhm, actually, since there hasn't been any Transformer by that n
ame, we're changing your name to 'Brawl', since there's already a Combaticon by that name. Carry on."

Panel 3 - Devastator transforms and starts picking up humans and flinging them across the panel.

"GRAH! I am Brawl, puny humans! Feel my fury!"

Panel 4 - The same editor sticks his head into the panel again. He tells the robot: "Uh...just did some checking. Your name's listed as 'Devastator' in the movie, so that's what you're called from now on. Pleas
e continue."

Panel 5 - Devastator looks bemused and starts stomping on random vehicles.

"GRAH! I am Devastator, puny humans! Feel my power!"

Panel 6 - Same editor sticking his head in again. "Uh...I've been told by Hasbro execs that there's a Devastator already and he's one of the main characters in the next movie, so..."

Panel 7 - Devastator, obviously annoyed at the editor, tears his head off and chomps it down. Half of the editor's body can still be seen in the panel with blood dripping from the now headless neck.

Panel 8 - Devastator resumes the carnage.

"GRAH! I am annoyed at stupid continuity changes. Kill all fleshlings!"


Not the best script in the world. But hey, that was my very first attempt at writing a webcomic strip/script.

I'm sure Theo won't mind, but I'll also put up his initial pencils for what he envisioned as a completed strip:


I'd love to get someone who can finish up the scripts that I'm about to post over the next couple of days. I'm thinking one script per day...should be a month before I'm through moving all the finished scripts. Enjoy!

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

GI. Joe rolls out

Did you know there was going to be a G.I. Joe big screen adaptation movie coming to cinemas sometime soon? It's one of my favourite 80s cartoon properties, so hopefully they'll get it right, just like the creators of the Transformers got it right.

Wizard has some suggestions on how the movie can be as good as Transformers:

'G.I. JOE' ROLLS OUT
Five ways the ’80s toy flick can take cue from ‘Transformers’

By Kiel Phegley

Posted October 8, 2007 2:50 PM

It’s time for a Real American Hero to get…well, real. Hot on the heels of the summer hit “Transformers,” director Stephen Sommers (“Van Helsing”) and producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura (“Stardust”) are set to adapt “G.I. Joe” for the big screen. But before the Joes and the minions of Cobra join the summer blockbuster rank and file, they should take the time to learn a lesson from their fellow toyshelf team’s Hollywood success.

GET A HOT YOUNG CAST It’ll take more than the inclusion of Snake-Eyes and Timber to pique the interest of the general public, and that’s why casting Megan Fox-like actresses of the “O.C.” generation is a must for Scarlett, the Baroness and the other ladies of the Joe universe.

FANBOY EASTER EGGS Of course, there’s a reason these characters have survived so long, and small nods to longtime fans, from original cartoon dialogue to the inclusion of vehicles modeled after the toys, will go a long way to converting the faithful.

LESS CONTINUITY Yeah, Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow once belonged to the same ninja clan, but with only two hours to tell a story, this introduction should keep it short and sweet, just like “Transformers” jettisoned long-winded explanations of the leadership matrix and energon cubes in favor of big action.

SMALLER SQUADRONS With over a hundred Joes comprising the cartoon and comic casts, the mythology of G.I. Joe can be a confusing sell. Just like the quick introduction of core Autobots, a Joe movie shouldn’t stray far beyond Duke, Snake-Eyes, Scarlett and Flint.

BIG TIME BOOM More than anything, “G.I. Joe” needs to have the energy and the epic scale of destruction “Transformers” seemed to do effortlessly. The future of the country—and maybe the world—should hang in the balence and make us believe Cobra’s a real threat and the Joe’s are our only hope.


Hot dang! Megan Fox-like actresses to play the Joe and Cobra hotties? Sign me up to watch the movie over and over again now! Seriously though, I couldn't agree more. I know it should be fairly realistic and all that, since the Joes (and perhaps Cobra) will have a military background, but there's no reason they can't be fit/buff AND look good.

I also agree that the just need to concentrate on the core characters and not get bogged down by the hundreds of Joe characters out there. Think X-Men 2, where they've got a core cast and everyone else was relegated to making cameos. You'd be able to tell a good, tight story, but at the same time, give fans what they want by giving other favourite characters cameos.

They need to update some of the costumes to make them look realistic too. It'd be kinda funny seeing Shipwreck wearing his Village People navy clothes, even though they WERE really part of the Navy uniform from years ago.

Monday, October 1, 2007

GOING, GOING, GOBOTS

Omigod! Gobots! I certainly remember them...and I had some of the toys as well! They weren't quite Transformers...but hey, as a kid, ANY robot toy that transformed into a vehicle (and any vehicle that COULD transform...see M.A.S.K.) was cool.

I remember I had Cykill and Turbo. I think I had the leader of the heroic Gobots too...Aerial-One? Air-One? Leader-One? I can't remember his name. Had quite a number of the others too, but I just can't remember their names anymore.

This article from Wizard Universe:

GOING, GOING, GOBOTS
They may not have survived the 1980s, but these second-rate Transformers had a lot of get-up-and-go

By Matt Caracappa

Posted September 28, 2007 9:00 AM

Transforming robots from another world land on Earth! Good guys and bad guys, towering over humans as they battle on our turf! They use their alien powers to turn into fast-moving vehicles! And they’re not Transformers! Meet the GoBots!

Although the Transformers swiftly established dominance in the transforming toy world and have been the only game in town ever since, GoBots could have just as easily become the breakout stars of the 1980s. They had some fairly high-quality toys, but a lack of variety in the line, (as well as an inferior TV show and animated movie) made them second fiddle to their Cybertronian brethren, which meant no collector’s guides, no fan conventions and no Michael Bay-directed movies.

Still, we have some great memories of the Gobots of our youth, so let’s take a deeper look at the defunct line!

MORE (OR LESS) THAN MEETS THE EYE
These ‘other’ robots in disguise were good for more than a laugh

Don’t let 20 years of hyperbole fool you: GoBots weren’t just a lame Transformers ripoff. Sure, Optimus Prime made mincemeat of these lesser-knowns in every category, but the GoBots had an impressive run of their own.

It all started in 1983. When word came down the pipe that Hasbro was bringing Takara’s Diaclone and Microchange toy lines from Japan to the States, Tonka raced to bring Bandai’s newer Machine Robo line to market first. Unfortunately, where the Transformers had help from an edgy comic book and an amazing cartoon, GoBots came up short. Challenge of the GoBots was cute and competent, but lightweight by comparison.

As for the toys, they were…cheaper, both in cost and in construction. Whereas Transformers came in varying sizes and complexities, most of the core line of GoBots stood just a few inches tall and had simple transformations. To move into other scales and play patterns, Tonka had to import figures and playsets that very clearly came from different toy lines. The 5-inch Super GoBots included some scaled-up versions of existing characters (like team leaders Leader-1 and Cy-Kill) but were mostly cars and trucks that never appeared in the cartoon series and were far removed from the established style.

Wacky toy guns that turn into things? Slap some “GoBots” stickers on ’em! Weird, wind-up mechanical monsters? Sure, they can be GoBots, too! In some ways, GoBots was less about one definable brand and more about bringing a broad assortment of Japanese toys to the U.S. market. Their one attempt to come up with something original, the sedentary Rock Lords, led to unique toys, but the 1986 movie that introduced them bombed at the theaters, despite the participation of Roddy McDowell and Telly Savalas.

Hasbro inherited the GoBots trademark when it took over Tonka in 1991, and has since used the name for a line of pre-school Transformers. But some of the original toys have returned in Bandai Japan’s Machine Robo Rescue line, where little kids pilot giant robots to fight crime and help those in danger. It’s nice to know that the GoBots live on in more than memories and saved copies of the 1985 Sears Wishbook.

CHALLENGE OF THE KNOW-BOTS
Some fab facts about the 1984 ‘Challenge of the GoBots’ cartoon

TRANS-TRAITORS?
Peter Cullen and Frank Welker gained much fame for their portrayals of Optimus Prime and Megatron, respectively, in the original Transformers cartoon. But did you know that both were also cast members on Challenge of the GoBots? It’s true: Cullen voiced Pincer, and Welker voiced Scooter. Megatron as Scooter? That ain’t right.

BRAINS BEHIND THE ’BOTS Technically, GoBots aren’t “robots.” They’re cyborgs! They have HUMAN BRAINS! See, GoBots are an offshoot race of formerly-humanoid beings that lost everything after a huge catastrophe on their home planet of GoBotron. The survivors replaced their diseased body parts with machinery and evidently got carried away.

FUN SANS GUNS
You’ll rarely see a GoBot break out a giant rifle. They don’t need to, because they can shoot energy blasts right from their hands! Either the show faced a “no guns” rule under the auspices of Hanna-Barbera, or, more likely, it helped soften the fact that the GoBots action figures were too cheap to come with guns.

LISTEN, DON’T LOOK
GoBots lacked any kind of team insignia or even a uniform look to clue you in on who was a good guy and who was a bad guy. As a general rule of thumb, if a character’s voice had a booming echo, he was a hero, but if a character sounded more computerized, he’d steal your mother’s purse and kick her in the gut.

GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
Think the sexy Autobot Arcee was such a progressive concept? Think again. GoBots totally beat Transformers to the finish line when it came to female robots. Of course, in some cases, it was hard to tell if certain warriors were actually female or just guys who marched to a different beat.

COMBINER? I HARDLY KNOW HER! Combiners...gestalts...cheerleader pyramids... whatever you call ’em, GoBots had three

PUZZLER
No, he’s not the latest derivative Batman villain, he’s the first-ever GoBot combiner! Composed of six evil robots that turned into cars, the sixth car protruded from Puzzler’s pelvic area, making him the most well-endowed gestalt in toy history.

POWER WARRIORS
In a twist on the standard combiner, the Power Warriors were made of one transforming plane and four Power Suits that individual GoBots could get into. The Guardian and Renegade Power Suits formed Courageous and Grungy, respectively. Way to go with the whole “naming your Power Warrior” thing, Renegades.

MONSTEROUS
This extremely creepy combiner was made up of six Renegade warriors who transformed into, well, monsters, or at least monstrous vehicles. When you put ’em all together, Monsterous was a towering mass of wings and fangs. He wasn’t very poseable, but the fact that he was called “Satan 6” in Japan more than makes up for it.

BIGGEST GOBOT EVER
More proof that all modes of transportation should be able to transform into robots.

Sure, every kids’ cartoon known to man had a “Big Wheel” tricycle based on it, but GoBots had something a little...different. With permission from Tonka, Sail Toys made a kid-sized scooter that could actually be transformed into a GoBot “figure” over two feet tall!

Although it was loosely based on the heroic Scooter, the bike’s robot mode looked more like a vacuum cleaner...save for its perpetually-smiling robot head and the fact that it had “pincer” arms that could clasp on to whatever makeshift weaponry you could come up with (a plunger, a knife). But in scooter mode, kids used the robot’s “ears” as handlebars, wheeling around the backyard in total fear of any of the neighbor kids catching them doing that. After all, this thing looked pretty ridiculous. If you were a day older than three years old, driving this around was akin to a 20-something cruising around town in a lime green Yugo.

SEPARATED AT-AT BIRTH
Star Wars’ AT-AT vs. the look-alike Guardian Command Center



WHAT’S INSIDE?
AT-AT: Hordes of Stormtroopers, armed and ready.
COMMAND CENTER: A cafeteria. For robots. We kid you not.

DEFENSIVE STRATEGY:
AT-AT: Responds to enemy attack with a bevy of colorful, high-powered laser blasts.
COMMAND CENTER: Transforms into a giant, legless robot with a big happy grin on its face.

BRAINS BEHIND THE BRAWN:
AT-AT: Piloted by such esteemed Imperial troops as the legendary General Veers.
COMMAND CENTER: Piloted by Scooter, who usually played paddleball at the same time.

LAST RESORT:
AT-AT: Calls upon smaller AT-ST vehicles to help it take out the trash.
COMMAND CENTER: Potentially lethal waterboarding in the Interrogation Center.

WEAKNESS:
AT-AT: Easily tripped up by extremely long cords which are conveniently available to most Rebel fighters for no apparent reason.
COMMAND CENTER: Wastes critical space best used for missile launchers with dopey things like a cafeteria. (Sorry, we still can’t get over that cafeteria.)

WINNER: AT-AT


Man, check out that Guardian Command Center toy. I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody!

Friday, August 24, 2007

New Transformers prototypes

New Transformers toys unveiled by Hasbro at June's BotCon event!

They're not like the "organic" bot toys that were released to coincide with the movie, but more of the classic "blocky" bots that we all played with and loved.

They look good...I'd love to get myself a Starscream and Arcee!

INCOMING: TRANSFORMERS
Hasbro unveiled a truckload of new prototypes at June’s Botcon event!
Posted August 23, 2007 12:00 PM

BY: Hasbro
RELEASE DATE: Various

Hasbro unveiled a truckload of new prototypes at June’s Botcon event! In the movie line, August will see Deluxe versions Dreadwing (jet) and Arcee (motorcycle), and September brings Deluxe Payload (armored truck), Deluxe Longarm (tow truck) and Target-exclusive classic-colors Deluxe Jazz and Voyager Starscream. October gives us Deluxe Dropkick (pickup) and Recon Barricade, and Voyager Thundercracker and Rescue Ratchet. Target gets three more exclusive Scouts in October—Elita 1 (motorcycle), Armorhide (black semi) and Air Raid (green jet)—and Wal-Mart gets the exclusive distribution for Masterpiece Starscream (November)! Transformers Turnarounds Unleashed feature dual views of Optimus Prime (August) and Megatron (October). August’s new Real Gear items are High Score 100 (a game controller) and Meantime (a watch), followed by Night Beat 7 (MP3 player) and Wire Tap (cell phone) in October. Finally, a wave of movie-style Robot Heroes two-packs will hit in September, with another wave to follow. Whew! Time for a nap—rollaway bed, roll out!


Masterpiece Starscream

Masterpiece Starscream (Jet Mode)


Classic Colors Jazz

Classic Colors Starscream


Thundercracker

Payload

Arcee

Dropkick



Real Gear Meantime


Rescue Ratchet

Robot Heroes Movie Ratchet & Megatron

Turnaround Optimus Prime