LAST MAN STANDING
|Dr. Doom vs. Darth Vader||Art by Jim Calafiore|
|TALE OF THE TAPE|
|Darth Vader||Dr. Doom|
|350 lbs.||Weight||225 lbs.|
|The Force||Conceived By||Gypsy Love|
|Butt Warmer||Hidden||Groin A.C.|
THE PLAYERS...A one-time member of the peaceful Jedi Knights, Anakin Skywalker was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force and became the ruthless tyrant of the Empire known as Darth Vader, able to kill with a thought or his deadly lightsaber.
Anguished by the deaths of his parents, Victor Von Doom vowed revenge on the entire world. He became a master of mystical arts as well as a scientific genius, combining the two studies to become Dr. Doom, ruler of Latveria—and someday soon, the world!
THE BATTLE...While testing his time platform, Dr. Doom hurdles through a chronal anomaly, casting him to a time long ago in a galaxy far away. Brought before Darth Vader, the vainglorious Dr. Doom challenges him for control of the Empire. Vader knocks Doom across the room with a blast of the Force and is instantly upon the monarch with his lightsaber drawn. Like a surgeon at an operating table, Vader trims away portions of Doom’s armor before administering the coup de grâce—a saber slash that severs Doom’s left hand! His armor near destroyed, Doom turns to his other specialty and unleashes powerful bolts of magick that catch Vader in the face, cracking his helmet and leaving him gasping for breath. Having narrowly defeated the upstart Jedi, Doom heads back to his time platform with a souvenir of his battle—Vader’s lightsaber, which could prove a valuable tool in destroying the despised Fantastic Four!
Surely that last word before the LMS feature was an indication/hint of who would win? Sif the father of pansyweight Luke would be able to defeat...DOOM!
If Doom somehow did lose, I'm certain he would have somehow found a way to blame it all on the accursed Richards. :p