Tuesday, September 4, 2007

LMS: Nick Fury Vs Cobra Commander

It's S.H.I.E.L.D. (Strategic Hazard Intervention and Espionage Logistics Directorate) versus Cobra (erm...cobra?)! Hasselhoff versus Starscream! (think the actors who play both characters, Hasselhoff in the big screen movie, Starscream as the same voice actor) It's counter-terrorist organisation versus terrorist organisation? Who will win? Who will lose? One thing's for certain: this battle will be something awesome to watch (erm...read about)!

LAST MAN STANDING
Nick Fury vs. Cobra Commander Art by Darick Robertson


TALE OF THE TAPE
Nick Fury
Cobra Commander
6'1"Height5'10"
225 lbs.Weight175 lbs.
73"Reach70"
Eye
Patch
Fashion
Statement
Blue
Cowl
WETWORK, STAMP
COLLECTING
HobbiesNEEDLEPOINT,
FIREBOMBING

THE PLAYERS...Nick Fury worked intelligence during the height of the Cold War, but recent events have led him to field work, where he violently takes out his frustrations while defending the U.S. way of life.

Failing professionally at every turn,Cobra Commander blamed “the system” for his shortcomings, so he decided to fight back through extortion and violence as head of the terrorist organization called Cobra!

THE BATTLE... Fury infiltrates Cobra’s HQ with the intention of terminating Cobra Commander. Stalking his way to Cobra Commander’s chamber, Fury’s about to ventilate the sleeping snake with his suppressed Heckler and Koch MP5—until the Commander drops from the ceiling with a 12-inch dagger! Fury gets two grazing shots off, wounding the Commander, but the sneaky serpent slices a chunk out of Fury’s hide with his blade, disarming him in the process. Switching to hand-to-hand, Fury pulverizes the Commander, thrashing him with judo, akido, karate and good ol’ fisticuffs. Cobra Commander’s about to take a permanent dirt nap—until Destro and a squad of Crimson Guardsmen enter. “Sorry, Fury. I can’t let you kill the Commander. I’m going to kill him and take over Cobra!” Before Destro can act, Zartan storms in with his Dreadnoks, guns and knives drawn. “Sorry, Destro ol’ boy. You’re already looking at the new Cobra leader!” As the rest of the Cobra hierarchy—Baroness, Serpentor, etc.— line up to kill each other off, Fury muses to himself, “I don’t have to lift a finger; these bozos’ll do all the work for me!”

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